I speak three languages fluently: Smartass, Sarcasm, and Profanity.

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joyfulheartinspired:

Because it’s too funny not to reblog

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doctorwho:

Or is he?
Red bicycle when you were 12.

doctorwho:

Or is he?

Red bicycle when you were 12.

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i apologize for the abundance of cats on my blog recently…. but i luv em :3

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Boyfriend
by Google Translator

swaggie:

Google Translator singing Boyfriend

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theacgshow:

Too funny(:

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whynotsparkle:

hahah this made me laugh

whynotsparkle:

hahah this made me laugh

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if tumblr was a school, here’s the students there will be;

laugh-all-night:

the tumblr famous people that everyone loves;

those anon-trolls;

those people who just don’t give a fuck;

those people who thinks they’re better than everyone;

aggressive bitches;

real funny people;

tumblr bestfriends;

people who loves food <3;

emotional people who always post depressing things;

perverts;

wizard students;

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